Who Is The People's Candidate?

Who is it that is leading in the polls and has the most support, again?  This post is dedicated to the “Mainstream Media” (or MSM), may they rest in peace (or R.I.P.) forever.

Rudy Ghouliani (aka “Call me 9/11”):

Mitt Romney (aka “Double Guantanamo”):

Dr. Ron Paul (aka “Champion of the Constitution”):

I report, you decide.  Oh, and Fuck You Frank!